THE.BIG.EDIT.DAILY / 4.28.12

— GREAT ESCAPE: Chinese dissident could be at the US Embassy. (The New York Times)

— JUST WOW: Man records teachers verbally abusing his autistic son. (Radar Online)

— SOBERING NEWS: Dutch tourism predicted to go up in smoke? (The Guardian)

— NO INVITATION: Guess I’m not going to the White House Correspondents Dinner tonight. (New York Magazine, The Washington Post)

— GROWING PAINS: Secret Service gets chaperones. (TIME Magazine)

— TO THE RESCUE: Move over Ryan Gosling. (TMZ)

— WIFI: So, would this be walking on clouds?  (Discovery News)

— JACKSONIAN: Actor is in a league all his own. (The New York Times Magazine)

— HMM?: I never thought of that. (Discovery News)